Well, it's happened, a short story of mine, One Cool Cat, has been published in -- are you ready? -- Fifty Shades of Santa.
Yep, it's an ebook on Amazon Kindle, at Fifty Shades of Santa. As the publisher says: "It seems like there's fifty shades of everything these days, but this anthology takes a decidedly different approach to that now famous designation, presenting 12 lighthearted, humorous holiday romances by twelve award-winning authors. We like to call it, 'romance for the rest of us,' the rest of us being readers whose idea of love doesn't include implements of pain."